“¡Viva La Pants!”

Prince Nero groaned loudly, waking up and opening one eye to find that no breakfast was on the coffee table infront of the couch he had slept on. “Hey! Where’s my breakfast!” He said loudly while sitting up. No answer, “Hello, anyone?” he said louder, standing now and brushing some cat hair off of his black jeans. “¡Viva La Pants!” Nero froze in place, an unfamiliar person in his castle? Yelling? What was wrong with them? Nero was suddenly pushed to the side and he landed on his rear next to a near by recliner, he looked down, feeling a slight breeze to notice his pants were gone. “What on Earth!?” Nero exclaimed loudly, jumping up and running after the man who had stolen his pants. The man running off holding about nine pairs of pants, probably from the Royal Guards, had long purple hair down to his shoulders, the tips into a darker shade, and a pair of blue shades on and a red scarf. “¡Viva La Pants!” the thief yelled again loudly, “Thief! Get back here and return my pants!” Nero yelled as they ran through an outdoor flea market with several strangers staring in astonishment and surprise. Nero kept following till the man turning a sharp corner, Nero slowed down before hitting the wall too hard, a wanted poster with the mans face on it could be seen with the name “Happy” in the subtitle. Nero turned and ran after Happy, swiftly snatching a nearby hover board on sale, he jumped on and stomped on the activation switch in the process, sending him quickly gliding towards the thief who had just ran into the Redadaux Forest. “¡Viva La Pants!” the words echoed several times before Nero finally caught up with him, the man had at least twelve pairs of pants now! Outstanding! “¡Viva La Pants!” Happy yelled, halting and kicking off the dirt below, launching himself over a few trees and back into the flea market. “Cripes!” Nero yelled, stomping his left foot into the dirt and throwing the hover board in Happy’s direction. “How on Earth does he keep escapi-“ he was interrupted by the loud sound of a “Clunk,” then a loud “thud!”, “Ouchie! Who keeps throwing these things…bah” Happy could be heard saying. Nero walked back to Happy’s location to find him passed out. “Lucky me, I caught a pants thief and a wanted criminal!” Nero seized his pants and his reward and walked off to the police station with both of them hanging over his shoulder, and with a sly smirk on his face.